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What did the pig say to his Mum?
Isabella-10-AUSTRALIA
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Its Pigtastic today!
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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music?
Megan-9-BRAZIL
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Class-ical
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How deep is a frog's pond?
Ceri-15-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Knee-deep!
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What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Ceri-13-CANADA
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Swimming trunks!
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What did one bee say to the other?
Gabrielle-13-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Hey pal, what's the buzz?
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Where do polar bears like to vacation?
Amelia-11-CANADA
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Brrr-muda!
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How do u make a tissue dance?
Gracie-7-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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You put a little boggy in it!
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What do you call a cow that has a twitch?
Kasandra-16-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Beef Jerky!
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Why don't skeletons ever watch scary movies?
Nories-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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They don't have the guts!
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What do dinosaurs listen to?
Nories-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Raptor music!
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What is the panda's favorite candy on Halloween?
Skye-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Chocolate-covered bam-BOO!
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Why did the monkey cross the road?
Sierra-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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It was chickens day off!
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